confessionsabouted:

24384) Me: *feels bad about eating too much* *eats more* *feels worse* *eats even more*.

frickdun:

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Laurell K. Hamilton
(via discoverment)

(Source: makelovetothemoon)